Imagine my surprise this morning when I check my credit card statement to see that in the past week I have booked hotel rooms in Dubai and Shanghai. And here I am sitting in my parents living room thinking that I have no life. Well apparently I was wrong. I've been globe-trotting and I didn't even realise it.

And you know what? I am not all that concerned about my credit card number being hijacked, of course I called the bank and notified them of the fraud and cancelled the card, but I am more concerned that there are people out there having a good time. God damn it! Why do other people get to have a life? And at my expense!

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