J is unofficially engaged. yes the biggest slutbag i know is settling down. well i don't know if that's gonna happen but her boyfriend/pseudo fiance is from england and he's out here on a student visa but seeing as he dropped out of uni his visa is no longer valid. so J has agreed to a sham marriage so he can stay in australia. isn't that romantic? it's every woman's dream. a marriage of convenience.

he bought her a very fancy schmancy 'engagement' ring. i'd probably agree to a sham marriage with perks like that.

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