another friday night at home on the computer. i am completely lame. you all have my permission to point, stare, laugh, or all three.

i'm sick. it sucks.

that's not why i'm at home though. i'm home because my friends have lives that don't always include me. they suck.

you know what else sucks? friday night television. god, it's soft-core porn central. like people sitting at home on a friday night watching tv don't already feel shitty and unloved, seeing all these beautiful people having pseudo-sex is just plain mean and a little depressing.

i mean i'm not a huge fan of pornograpy, but please, if i have to see people having sex it might as well be real.

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