people who get a mention...

me. lil. bored. thinks too much.

cameron. my older brother the saint.

C. the ex. i'm not sure whether he's a bastard or just confused. currently known as fucking asshole boy.

S. a close friend and C's housemate. we are each others backup. if we get to 35 and still not in a serious relationship we're gonna hook up. well i could do worse, shit i have done worse.

rockstarboy. a guy i dated in highscool. he says that i'm his soul mate. but i'm only his soulmate when he doesn't have a girlfriend. he introduced me to S who introduced me to C.

J. my best friend. i've known her for 21 years. that's so sad. people ask us how we know each other and she goes into this huge story... ok i'll tell it. when i was five i changed schools mid year. she was assigned the duty of being my buddy for the first few weeks and our friendship kind of grew out of the animosity that we felt towards each other in those formative years. she used to call me a baby (apparently i had a baby voice? i was five for christs sake) and i used to call her miss priss (her mum dressed her in frilly dresses). after primary school we went to the same high school so yeah...20 years on... i feel old.

D. J's fiance. they met at a local bar that J and i frequent. initially they discussed getting married so he could stay in the country, then they fell in love and now it's legit.

JC. J's older sister. they're the same person just slightly different looking.

L. my number one crush right now. i heart L. there is the slight problem that he's one of C's friends. and the only time i see him, he's with C... there's no happy ending there.

B. a friend from highschool who is married with children. and because of that i rarely see her.

Z. a barman at one of the local pubs. also one of C's mates.

the hump. another one of the masses of male friends i have. we went to primary school together. we were both given an award in grade six for being the pupils with the most promise, most likely to succeed. ha. we sure proved them wrong. he's a dopey ultra cute slacker/stoner and i'm a sarcastic unemployed loner.

xen. a relatively new friend (i've known her for a couple of years but only recently been real friends). she talks alot. probably too much and really fast.

CN. xen's gorgeous husband. he is the most flaming straight man i know. he's fabulous.

kay. a friend from childhood. our parents are friends, thus we are friends. i don't know if i like her all that much.

the whorehouse. where i live during the school term. we coined the term one booze-filled night when someone was referring to our house and i thought she said the whorehouse. and it stuck.

AA. a housemate.

SnM. another housemate.

TnA. another housemate.

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